Brittany, Will YOU be my Valentine

Hey Britt,

I know we already have plans to go to the melting pot on Valentines Day with Ryan and Annie. And I know that you want flowers but I hate how the flower companies jack up (I mean really jack up) the prices around this time for them. And I know that I am a little different. But will you BE MY VALENTINE. You are the only one I would want as my Valentine. I guess Baylee can be my valentine to but I want a REAL valentine. There are many other Hearts in the ocean waiting to get gobbled up by you but I hope you will choose me. Look at me girl, aren't I so neat. Wouldn't you think your collection would be complete? Wouldn't you think you were the girl, the girl who has ... Everything? (Song to the tune of Part of your World in Little Mermaid.) I would love to be the final piece in your collection. I want to be a part of your world. I will do my best to not slobber all over the place and have some manners at dinner. So please choose me. Please let me be YOUR valentine.

You might be thinking I am a little weird right now. And you might be thinking that you don't want to be my valentine. You might as well grade my heart like a piece of cheese if you are going to say NO!!! But it’s OK to feel that way. I have a trick up my sleeve. I made a little something for you that will make you want me no matter what. Here it is. Enjoy:

JibJab Sendables!

Girl, I’m here for you. All those 1 times of night when you choose Baylee as you Valentine. And just ran out with that Baylee. Baby, I knew about it, I just didn’t care. You just don’t understand how much I want YOU to be my Valentine, do you? I’m here for you, baby. I am here for you! (Boyz II Men, End of the Road. When that guy with the deep voice does his sexy talking.)

I Love you Brittany! Give me a chance. LOVES AND KISSES and X’s and O’s

Love,

Ben “The PARTY Machine” (A ROAR comes from the crowd) HHHHAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL